February 2012
20|02|2012
I’ve been wanting to watch Jumanji for the last week so today I finally got hold of a copy.
I also played football today. I was just as unfit as I first though. Didn’t let myself down there.
A casual evening beer.
14|02|2012
Couldn’t have been anymore of an uninspiring, unproductive and demotivated day.
I also pulled a piece of glass out of my foot.
13|02|2012
the black keys. good food. a fireplace. family. friends. papier-mâché. sesame crusted bread. london underground. snow. train delays. pizza hut. another inconveniently placed hole in my jeans. good weekend.
10|02|2012
Be right back, just going to hang out with The Black Keys.
CONTACT ME.
ANYBODY KNOW ANY GOOD FILMMAKERS WHO HAVE MADE MUSIC VIDEOS?
TELL THEM TO CONTACT ME TOO PLEASE.
03|02|2012
I went into town today. I ripped my jeans in town today. I got thrashed at pool today. I ate lots of paprika flavoured pringles today.
01|02|2012
I have finished my dissertation. I am handing it in tomorrow. I can have my life back.
January 2012
27|01|2012
I never understood by people enjoy going to strip clubs. I don’t see the point in paying to get yourself so uncontrollably horny that you get charged with sexual assault. It’s far cheaper to have your trousers down by your ankles in front of your laptop. Just pray that your mother doesn’t catch you though.
Oh, I have also finished by dissertation bar tidying up. So this time...
26|01|2012
One large Pizza Hut pizza equals one large belly.
How many followers do I need before I can sell out and put adverts all over my blog?