27|01|2012

I never understood by people enjoy going to strip clubs. I don’t see the point in paying to get yourself so uncontrollably horny that you get charged with sexual assault. It’s far cheaper to have your trousers down by your ankles in front of your laptop. Just pray that your mother doesn’t catch you though.

Oh, I have also finished by dissertation bar tidying up. So this time next week I’ll get my life back.

I had a ball of mozzarella for dinner too.